fan girling is so lonely
no one fan girls with me
and there aren’t that many people to make fun of anymore
why am i here
i should die
but not joey
we love joey
i mean joseph
now i know how joan of arc felt
as the flames rose to her roman nose
and her walkman started to melt
bye
"We’ve become a race of peeing toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir."
Stella in Hitchcock’s Rear Window (via lickmytigerlily)

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this is why joey is my friend
this and he’s asian
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i read this to joey one time yup
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joey’s hair looks good
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i know it’s over by the smiths
this is a really good song and i have it on vinyl so there
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I’m so obsessed with joey’s sister
I should start fanning her instead of him
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