fan girling is so lonely 

no one fan girls with me

and there aren’t that many people to make fun of anymore

why am i here

i should die

but not joey

we love joey

i mean joseph

now i know how joan of arc felt
as the flames rose to her roman nose
and her walkman started to melt

bye 

"We’ve become a race of peeing toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir."

Stella in Hitchcock’s Rear Window (via lickmytigerlily)

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this is why joey is my friendthis and he’s asian 

this is why joey is my friend
this and he’s asian 

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i read this to joey one time yup

i read this to joey one time yup

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joey’s hair looks good

joey’s hair looks good

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i know it’s over by the smiths

this is a really good song and i have it on vinyl so there

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lickmytigerlily:

hey can you guys just call me
Joseph now?

no.

Joey is mad at me and stuff

I’m so obsessed with joey’s sisterI should start fanning her instead of him 

I’m so obsessed with joey’s sister
I should start fanning her instead of him 

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